{"id":44635,"date":"2021-10-10T16:53:41","date_gmt":"2021-10-10T20:53:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44635"},"modified":"2021-10-10T16:53:41","modified_gmt":"2021-10-10T20:53:41","slug":"handbag-hassles-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/10\/10\/handbag-hassles-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Handbag Hassles (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heavy handbags are irksome indeed.<br \/>\nParing down has become my new creed:<br \/>\nNo more notebooks, spare keys.<br \/>\nBye-bye iPad, change, cheese.<br \/>\nNet result? Never have what I need!<\/p>\n<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/eventguide.com\/d\/103009.htm\">National Handbag Day!<\/a> (October 10)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heavy handbags are irksome indeed. Paring down has become my new creed: No more notebooks, spare keys. Bye-bye iPad, change, cheese. Net result? Never have what I need! Happy National Handbag Day! (October 10)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,1524],"tags":[5082,5726,5081,5727,2094,5012,5083],"class_list":["post-44635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-bag-humor","tag-handbag-day","tag-handbag-humor","tag-national-handbag-day","tag-october-holidays","tag-odd-holidays","tag-pocketbook-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44635"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44635\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44636,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44635\/revisions\/44636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}