{"id":44605,"date":"2021-10-04T19:07:42","date_gmt":"2021-10-04T23:07:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44605"},"modified":"2021-10-04T19:10:07","modified_gmt":"2021-10-04T23:10:07","slug":"golf-lovers-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/10\/04\/golf-lovers-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Golf Lovers Day! (October 4) (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Though I&#8217;m no fan of golf, I couldn&#8217;t resist writing a <a href=\"https:\/\/nationaldaycalendar.com\/national-golf-lovers-day-october-4\/\">Golf Lovers Day<\/a> limerick:<\/p>\n<p>As a  golfer swigged beer in a pub,<br \/>\nHe bitched and he gobbled his grub:<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;ve been flubbing my putts.<br \/>\nBeing drubbed drives me nuts!&#8221;<br \/>\nThe response to that putz? &#8220;Join the club!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Though I&#8217;m no fan of golf, I couldn&#8217;t resist writing a Golf Lovers Day limerick: As a golfer swigged beer in a pub, He bitched and he gobbled his grub: &#8220;I&#8217;ve been flubbing my putts. Being drubbed drives me nuts!&#8221; The response to that putz? &#8220;Join the club!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2273,53,42,1524,20,19,52],"tags":[2509,5700,5701,5021,3580,4942,3921,2094,5012,4918,4917,4941],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44605"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44605"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44605\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44606,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44605\/revisions\/44606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}