{"id":44573,"date":"2021-09-30T15:02:12","date_gmt":"2021-09-30T19:02:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44573"},"modified":"2021-09-30T15:02:12","modified_gmt":"2021-09-30T19:02:12","slug":"dither-and-yawn-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/09\/30\/dither-and-yawn-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Dither And Yawn? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When someone mentioned the word &#8220;dither&#8221; in a word-related Facebook group I belong to, I couldn&#8217;t resist the challenge of using it in a limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Indecision is dicey. Don&#8217;t dither,<br \/>\nOr you&#8217;ll wither while plucking that zither.<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t quiver and quaver!<br \/>\nBe brave! Never waver,<br \/>\nOr risk running hither and thither.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When someone mentioned the word &#8220;dither&#8221; in a word-related Facebook group I belong to, I couldn&#8217;t resist the challenge of using it in a limerick: Indecision is dicey. Don&#8217;t dither, Or you&#8217;ll wither while plucking that zither. Don&#8217;t quiver and quaver! Be brave! Never waver, Or risk running hither and thither.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[53,42,52],"tags":[5689,5690,2145,4942,3921,4941,1567,5685],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44573"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44573"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44574,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44573\/revisions\/44574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}