{"id":44552,"date":"2021-09-25T15:57:07","date_gmt":"2021-09-25T19:57:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44552"},"modified":"2021-09-25T16:12:09","modified_gmt":"2021-09-25T20:12:09","slug":"fishing-for-an-alibi-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/09\/25\/fishing-for-an-alibi-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Fishing For An Alibi (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s easy to hoodwink that stinker,&#8221;<br \/>\nSaid a man of his wife, a big drinker.<br \/>\n&#8220;When coition&#8217;s my mission,<br \/>\nShe thinks I&#8217;m out fishin&#8217;&#8230;<br \/>\nAnd falls for it hook, line, and sinker.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s easy to hoodwink that stinker,&#8221; Said a man of his wife, a big drinker. &#8220;When coition&#8217;s my mission, She thinks I&#8217;m out fishin&#8217;&#8230; And falls for it hook, line, and sinker.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,2413,49,13,2273,53,2,52],"tags":[907,2411,5664,1612,2982,4185,5680,5681,5021,3580,4942,3921,4902,383,1567],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44552"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44552"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44552\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44554,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44552\/revisions\/44554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}