{"id":44548,"date":"2021-09-23T16:52:18","date_gmt":"2021-09-23T20:52:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44548"},"modified":"2021-09-23T16:52:18","modified_gmt":"2021-09-23T20:52:18","slug":"idiomatic-idiocy-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/09\/23\/idiomatic-idiocy-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Idiomatic Idiocy? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not bad enough that I&#8217;m addicted to writing limericks. Now I&#8217;m also hooked on reading\/playing with idiom lists:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I suspect that our firm has a spy,<br \/>\nCuz a journo just called to ask why<br \/>\nWe give patients the squeeze<br \/>\nWith our vision-wear fees.<br \/>\nNow our practice will get a black eye.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not bad enough that I&#8217;m addicted to writing limericks. Now I&#8217;m also hooked on reading\/playing with idiom lists: &#8220;I suspect that our firm has a spy, Cuz a journo just called to ask why We give patients the squeeze With our vision-wear fees. Now our practice will get a black eye.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2273,53,42,8,5303],"tags":[2553,3821,5305,5679,4942,3921,198,540,5675,5676,5678,2770,5677,3172,5306],"class_list":["post-44548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idiom-humor","category-language-humor","category-limericks","category-money-humor","category-vision-humor","tag-black-eyes","tag-eyes-humor","tag-eyes-limerick","tag-idiom-humor-idiom-limericks","tag-language-humor","tag-language-limerick","tag-money-finance-humor","tag-money-limerick","tag-optometry-humor","tag-optometry-limerick","tag-overcharges-humor","tag-patients-humor","tag-patients-limerick","tag-vision-humor","tag-vision-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44548"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44548\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44549,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44548\/revisions\/44549"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}