{"id":44537,"date":"2021-09-20T18:24:59","date_gmt":"2021-09-20T22:24:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44537"},"modified":"2021-09-20T18:24:59","modified_gmt":"2021-09-20T22:24:59","slug":"lumbering-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/09\/20\/lumbering-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Lumbering Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An accountant who tended to lumber,<br \/>\nAs if largely encumbered by slumber,<br \/>\nLost his CPA job;<br \/>\nSaid his boss, &#8220;Sorry Bob,<br \/>\nBut our clients, alas, have your number.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An accountant who tended to lumber, As if largely encumbered by slumber, Lost his CPA job; Said his boss, &#8220;Sorry Bob, But our clients, alas, have your number.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,55,4],"tags":[813,5665,5667,2795,5666,3044,5464,1468],"class_list":["post-44537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-sleep-humor","category-workplace-humor","tag-accountant-poem","tag-accounting-limerick","tag-cpa-humor","tag-cpa-limerick","tag-job-loss-limerick","tag-sleep-insomnia-humor","tag-sleep-limerick","tag-workplace-career-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44537"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44537\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44538,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44537\/revisions\/44538"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}