{"id":4449,"date":"2011-02-06T20:47:51","date_gmt":"2011-02-07T00:47:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4449"},"modified":"2011-02-06T20:51:03","modified_gmt":"2011-02-07T00:51:03","slug":"news-reporter-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/02\/06\/news-reporter-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Newsy Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, it\u2019s Limerick-Off time. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/178587992184980\">Facebook too<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>So I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A man who reported the news&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#8217;s mine:<\/p>\n<p>Newsy Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A man who reported the news<br \/>\nHad some very odd habits and views.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d rant and he&#8217;d rave<br \/>\nAnd refuse to behave.<br \/>\nAnd when caught in a lie, he blamed booze.<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity in my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/178587992184980\">Facebook Limerick-Off post<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please send me an email requesting the alerts. You\u2019ll find my email address on the upper right sidebar, in the \u201cAuthor\u201d section just below my Limerick-Offs button. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, it\u2019s Limerick-Off time. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. So I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: A man who reported [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,54,104,352,42,43,103,71],"tags":[746,1563,995,1162,1772,1774,4973,1773,303,203],"class_list":["post-4449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-communication-humor","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limerick-offs","category-limericks","category-media-humor","category-poetry-prompts","category-television-tv-humor","tag-bad-behavior","tag-bad-habits-humor","tag-booze-humor","tag-media-limerick","tag-news-limerick","tag-personality-verse","tag-poetry-prompts","tag-reporters-humor","tag-tv-humor","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4449"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4466,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4449\/revisions\/4466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}