{"id":44469,"date":"2021-09-06T14:09:05","date_gmt":"2021-09-06T18:09:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44469"},"modified":"2021-09-06T14:09:05","modified_gmt":"2021-09-06T18:09:05","slug":"blind-to-the-truth-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/09\/06\/blind-to-the-truth-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Blind To The Truth (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is a true,  personal story. And it remains a vivid memory:<\/p>\n<p>My teacher in pre-school would whine:<br \/>\n&#8220;Is your coloring off by design?<br \/>\nYou must crayon within<br \/>\nThe lines, or your kin<br \/>\nWill be called. I am drawing the line!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Seems it never occurred to my teacher<br \/>\nThat I&#8217;m naught but a near-sighted creature,<br \/>\nWho could NOT see those lines.<br \/>\nShe missed all the signs.<br \/>\nTo this day, I would love to impeach her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a true, personal story. And it remains a vivid memory: My teacher in pre-school would whine: &#8220;Is your coloring off by design? You must crayon within The lines, or your kin Will be called. I am drawing the line!&#8221; Seems it never occurred to my teacher That I&#8217;m naught but a near-sighted creature, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[83,39,42,155],"tags":[5645,2940,5646,2426,1793,5648,5649,5652,2135,5647,5651,5650,1011,5306],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44469"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44469"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44469\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44471,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44469\/revisions\/44471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}