“Your payments have fallen behind.
\nWhere’s my money?” the contractor whined.
\n“Our deal’s ‘a blank check’
\nTo rebuild your wrecked deck.”
\nThe reply: “Yes, that’s why it’s unsigned.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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