{"id":44421,"date":"2021-08-26T15:21:16","date_gmt":"2021-08-26T19:21:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44421"},"modified":"2021-08-26T15:28:42","modified_gmt":"2021-08-26T19:28:42","slug":"mutt-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/08\/26\/mutt-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Ill-Bred Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationaldogday.com\/about1\">&#8220;National Dog Day.&#8221;<\/a> (August 26)<\/p>\n<p>My favorite breed is the &#8220;mutt.&#8221;<br \/>\nYes, I know you&#8217;re about to say &#8220;But,<br \/>\nThat isn&#8217;t a breed.&#8221;<br \/>\nI&#8217;m aware, but I need<br \/>\nTo annoy nutty dog snobs who strut.<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/nationaldaycalendar.com\/national-mutt-day-july-31-and-december-2\/\">National Mutt Day<\/a> is celebrated on two days: July 31 and December 2.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy &#8220;National Dog Day.&#8221; (August 26) My favorite breed is the &#8220;mutt.&#8221; Yes, I know you&#8217;re about to say &#8220;But, That isn&#8217;t a breed.&#8221; I&#8217;m aware, but I need To annoy nutty dog snobs who strut. (National Mutt Day is celebrated on two days: July 31 and December 2.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,42,1524],"tags":[2797,5626,5625,3177,2092,5631,5627,769,5628,2099,4632,5629,5630,4573,4633,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44421"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44421"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44421\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44426,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44421\/revisions\/44426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}