{"id":44406,"date":"2021-08-24T13:22:25","date_gmt":"2021-08-24T17:22:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44406"},"modified":"2021-08-24T13:22:25","modified_gmt":"2021-08-24T17:22:25","slug":"knife-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/08\/24\/knife-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"When It Comes To Knives, I&#8217;m Not The Sharpest Tool (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some people shouldn&#8217;t be trusted with knives&#8230; and I&#8217;m one of them.<\/p>\n<p>Happy <a href=\"https:\/\/www.daysoftheyear.com\/days\/knife-day\/\">National Knife Day.<\/a> (August 24)<\/p>\n<p>For decades I wrangled with cane;<br \/>\nCutting, carving, and whittling &#8212; my bane.<br \/>\nWielding knives in my hands<br \/>\nAs the oboe demands,<br \/>\nI made reeds &#8212; time (and blood) down the drain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some people shouldn&#8217;t be trusted with knives&#8230; and I&#8217;m one of them. Happy National Knife Day. (August 24) For decades I wrangled with cane; Cutting, carving, and whittling &#8212; my bane. Wielding knives in my hands As the oboe demands, I made reeds &#8212; time (and blood) down the drain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[24,2991,1524,4123],"tags":[3177,4572,4569,1263,319,4568,1076,3105,2178,5012,5624,4571,4570,3712],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44406"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44406"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44410,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44406\/revisions\/44410"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}