{"id":4437,"date":"2011-02-05T18:00:58","date_gmt":"2011-02-05T22:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4437"},"modified":"2011-03-31T02:23:13","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T06:23:13","slug":"super-bowl-dallas-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/02\/05\/super-bowl-dallas-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Yet Another 2011 Super Bowl Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Help!  I can&#8217;t stop writing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/02\/05\/super-bowl-limerick\/\">Super Bowl limericks<\/a>! After reading about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/sports\/football\/nfl\/wire\/sns-ap-fbn-super-bowl-wicked-week,0,4172835.story\">disastrous Dallas weather<\/a> leading up to tomorrow&#8217;s Super Bowl game,  I felt compelled to write this limerick.  (Full disclosure: Roughly a zillion years ago I lived in Dallas, played oboe in the Dallas Symphony, and taught oboe at SMU.) <\/p>\n<p>Yet Another 2011 Super Bowl Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A friend of ours living in Dallas<br \/>\nLikes to brag that his city&#8217;s a palace,<br \/>\nTaunting &#8220;Never get snow!&#8221;<br \/>\nThen it snowed (don&#8217;t you know)<br \/>\nOn the game.  I won&#8217;t laugh cuz it&#8217;s callous.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Help! I can&#8217;t stop writing Super Bowl limericks! After reading about the disastrous Dallas weather leading up to tomorrow&#8217;s Super Bowl game, I felt compelled to write this limerick. (Full disclosure: Roughly a zillion years ago I lived in Dallas, played oboe in the Dallas Symphony, and taught oboe at SMU.) Yet Another 2011 Super [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50,60,25,42,30,19,71],"tags":[1777,1776,1770,2091,1369,1769,1041,1768,1771,709,4917,1042,4947],"class_list":["post-4437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment-humor","category-games-humor","category-leisure-time-humor","category-limericks","category-recreation-humor","category-sports-humor","category-television-tv-humor","tag-arlington","tag-cowboys-stadium","tag-dallas-texas","tag-february-holidays","tag-football-humor","tag-green-bay-packers","tag-nfl","tag-pittsburgh-steelers","tag-smu","tag-snow-verse","tag-sports-humor","tag-super-bowl-sunday","tag-weather-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4437"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5820,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4437\/revisions\/5820"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}