{"id":44359,"date":"2021-08-15T13:57:35","date_gmt":"2021-08-15T17:57:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44359"},"modified":"2021-08-15T14:06:29","modified_gmt":"2021-08-15T18:06:29","slug":"relax-already-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/08\/15\/relax-already-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Relax, Already! (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/worksmartlivesmart.com\/national-relaxation-day-august\/\">&#8220;National Relaxation Day&#8221;<\/a> (August 15), so an insomnia limerick seems more or less on point:<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m exhausted, worn out, barely slept.<br \/>\nSome brain-part is surely inept.<br \/>\nMy mind&#8217;s in a scrum;<br \/>\nRelaxation won&#8217;t come.<br \/>\nHow I wish I were sleeping-adept!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s &#8220;National Relaxation Day&#8221; (August 15), so an insomnia limerick seems more or less on point: I&#8217;m exhausted, worn out, barely slept. Some brain-part is surely inept. My mind&#8217;s in a scrum; Relaxation won&#8217;t come. How I wish I were sleeping-adept!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,1524,55],"tags":[3177,617,3341,1200,5465,615,3178,5012,5616,1187,4944,5464],"class_list":["post-44359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mental-health-humor","category-odd-holidays","category-sleep-humor","tag-august-holidays","tag-brain-humor","tag-brain-limerick","tag-insomnia-humor","tag-insomnia-limerick","tag-insomnia-verse","tag-national-relaxation-day","tag-odd-holidays","tag-relaxation-day","tag-relaxation-humor","tag-sleep-humor","tag-sleep-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44359"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44360,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44359\/revisions\/44360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}