{"id":44333,"date":"2021-08-11T14:57:53","date_gmt":"2021-08-11T18:57:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44333"},"modified":"2021-08-11T15:03:51","modified_gmt":"2021-08-11T19:03:51","slug":"dalliance-with-delay-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/08\/11\/dalliance-with-delay-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Dalliance With Delay (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In case you&#8217;re wondering, Mark has NEVER had to say this to me:<\/p>\n<p>Please don&#8217;t dally; you&#8217;re wasting our time.<br \/>\nWe are late, so stop playing with rhyme.<br \/>\nStare at RhymeZone tonight,<br \/>\nOr we&#8217;ll miss our damn our flight.<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s leave while I&#8217;m still in my prime.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case you&#8217;re wondering, Mark has NEVER had to say this to me: Please don&#8217;t dally; you&#8217;re wasting our time. We are late, so stop playing with rhyme. Stare at RhymeZone tonight, Or we&#8217;ll miss our damn our flight. Let&#8217;s leave while I&#8217;m still in my prime.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,49,42,1292,111,3702,6,69],"tags":[2410,1293,4073,2290,4977,4008,4905,1588],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44333"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44333"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44333\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44335,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44333\/revisions\/44335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}