{"id":44318,"date":"2021-08-10T15:37:46","date_gmt":"2021-08-10T19:37:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44318"},"modified":"2021-08-10T15:37:46","modified_gmt":"2021-08-10T19:37:46","slug":"out-on-a-limb-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/08\/10\/out-on-a-limb-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Out On A Limb (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, I was out on a limb.<br \/>\nI had climbed up a tree on a whim.<br \/>\n(A literal beech;<br \/>\nNot a figure of speech.)<br \/>\nWas safety in reach? Chances slim.<\/p>\n<p>(Note: Even back when I was young, spry, and had good, functioning knee joints, I never climbed trees.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, I was out on a limb. I had climbed up a tree on a whim. (A literal beech; Not a figure of speech.) Was safety in reach? Chances slim. (Note: Even back when I was young, spry, and had good, functioning knee joints, I never climbed trees.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2273,53,42,20],"tags":[5612,3579,3335,4942,2771,1936,1937,4108,4870],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44318"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44318"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44321,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44318\/revisions\/44321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}