{"id":44276,"date":"2021-08-05T22:14:05","date_gmt":"2021-08-06T02:14:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44276"},"modified":"2021-08-05T22:14:05","modified_gmt":"2021-08-06T02:14:05","slug":"retirement-quandary-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/08\/05\/retirement-quandary-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Retirement Quandary (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mark&#8217;s retired. Congrats! He&#8217;s now free<br \/>\nTo play twenty-four-seven with ME.<br \/>\nBut one question: Just when<br \/>\nIs my down time to pen<br \/>\nSilly lim&#8217;ricks? (I might have to flee.) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mark&#8217;s retired. Congrats! He&#8217;s now free To play twenty-four-seven with ME. But one question: Just when Is my down time to pen Silly lim&#8217;ricks? (I might have to flee.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,42,2,111,4,69],"tags":[1147,4902,383,2470,5603,4977,4008,1468,1166],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44276"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44276"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44277,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44276\/revisions\/44277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}