{"id":44265,"date":"2021-08-02T14:49:37","date_gmt":"2021-08-02T18:49:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44265"},"modified":"2021-08-02T14:49:37","modified_gmt":"2021-08-02T18:49:37","slug":"dancing-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/08\/02\/dancing-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Floored By Dancing (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Did you know that “balter” means dance clumsily? I didn’t either. But now that I do, I can’t resist using it in a limerick:<\/p>\n

On the dance floor, she’d frequently falter.
\nPeople tried not to laugh as she’d balter.
\nAnd once as she “danced,”
\nA man (not entranced)
\nYelled from back in the crowd: “Kindly halt’er!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Did you know that “balter” means dance clumsily? I didn’t either. But now that I do, I can’t resist using it in a limerick: On the dance floor, she’d frequently falter. People tried not to laugh as she’d balter. And once as she “danced,” A man (not entranced) Yelled from back in the crowd: “Kindly […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1059,839,42],"tags":[5595,5005,1064,4997,3862],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44265"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44265"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44268,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44265\/revisions\/44268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}