{"id":44235,"date":"2021-07-24T14:00:21","date_gmt":"2021-07-24T18:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44235"},"modified":"2021-07-24T14:00:21","modified_gmt":"2021-07-24T18:00:21","slug":"limerick-ode-to-tequila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/07\/24\/limerick-ode-to-tequila\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Tequila"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"https:\/\/nationaldaycalendar.com\/national-tequila-day-july-24\/\">&#8220;National Tequila Day!&#8221;<\/a> (July 24)<\/p>\n<p>Tequila Day&#8217;s here, so let loose!<br \/>\nDrink it straight; don&#8217;t dilute it with juice.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;d rather drink beer?<br \/>\nBourbon? Gin? I won&#8217;t sneer.<br \/>\nMore tequila for MOI! So a truce!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy &#8220;National Tequila Day!&#8221; (July 24) Tequila Day&#8217;s here, so let loose! Drink it straight; don&#8217;t dilute it with juice. You&#8217;d rather drink beer? Bourbon? Gin? I won&#8217;t sneer. More tequila for MOI! So a truce!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[5381,5579,4256,1713,5580,5323,5380,5510,5581,2099,5012,1509,5577,5578],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44235"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44235"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44235\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44238,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44235\/revisions\/44238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}