At my age (seven-one) men don’t greet me
\nWith catcalls or words that entreat me
\nTo do something “wack.”
\nAnd I’m never called “snack.”
\nIf I were, my response would be “Eat me!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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