{"id":44191,"date":"2021-07-15T19:23:36","date_gmt":"2021-07-15T23:23:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44191"},"modified":"2021-07-15T19:26:25","modified_gmt":"2021-07-15T23:26:25","slug":"breedbate-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/07\/15\/breedbate-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Save “Breedbate” From Obsolescence (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s my plea to “Save ‘Breedbate’<\/a> From Obsolescence.”<\/p>\n

I’m wond’ring why “breedbate’s” deemed dated.
\nSuch a fate should at least be debated.
\nFor the net’s filled with folks
\nWho start fights; breedbate-blokes
\nWith egos that should be deflated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here’s my plea to “Save ‘Breedbate’ From Obsolescence.” I’m wond’ring why “breedbate’s” deemed dated. Such a fate should at least be debated. For the net’s filled with folks Who start fights; breedbate-blokes With egos that should be deflated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,53,42],"tags":[4559,5449,5562,5561,4942,3921,5563],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44191"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44191"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44191\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44193,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44191\/revisions\/44193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}