{"id":44187,"date":"2021-07-15T15:51:50","date_gmt":"2021-07-15T19:51:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44187"},"modified":"2021-07-15T15:51:50","modified_gmt":"2021-07-15T19:51:50","slug":"limerick-ode-to-dork-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/07\/15\/limerick-ode-to-dork-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Dork Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"https:\/\/cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com\/2013\/07\/15\/a-day-to-celebrate-all-that-is-dorky\/\">&#8220;National Dork Day.&#8221;<\/a> (July 15)<\/p>\n<p>In my youth, I was probably viewed<br \/>\nAs a dork; I was dweebness-imbued<br \/>\nAnd nerdiness prone.<br \/>\nAnd those glasses &#8212; (Loud moan!)<br \/>\nBut it&#8217;s &#8220;Dork Day.&#8221; Don&#8217;t groan. Let&#8217;s get stewed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy &#8220;National Dork Day.&#8221; (July 15) In my youth, I was probably viewed As a dork; I was dweebness-imbued And nerdiness prone. And those glasses &#8212; (Loud moan!) But it&#8217;s &#8220;Dork Day.&#8221; Don&#8217;t groan. Let&#8217;s get stewed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,42,1524],"tags":[5557,5559,5560,2099,5558,5012],"class_list":["post-44187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-dork-day","tag-dork-humor","tag-dork-limerick","tag-july-holidays","tag-national-dork-day","tag-odd-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44187"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44190,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44187\/revisions\/44190"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}