{"id":44115,"date":"2021-06-29T17:45:36","date_gmt":"2021-06-29T21:45:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44115"},"modified":"2021-06-29T21:12:47","modified_gmt":"2021-06-30T01:12:47","slug":"my-patently-great-husband-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/06\/29\/my-patently-great-husband-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"My Patently Great Husband (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations to my wonderful husband Mark Kane, who&#8217;s now officially an &#8220;inventor&#8221; of a software patent, according to the U.S. Patent And Trademark Office:<\/p>\n<p>My best friend and my love and my center!<br \/>\n(Sometimes mentor, but never tormentor)<br \/>\nAlways good for a lark;<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s my PATENTED Mark,<br \/>\nWho&#8217;s officially now an inventor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations to my wonderful husband Mark Kane, who&#8217;s now officially an &#8220;inventor&#8221; of a software patent, according to the U.S. Patent And Trademark Office: My best friend and my love and my center! (Sometimes mentor, but never tormentor) Always good for a lark; That&#8217;s my PATENTED Mark, Who&#8217;s officially now an inventor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2693,42,2],"tags":[803,3069,5026,2063,3906,589,1206,5531],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44115"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44115"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44120,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44115\/revisions\/44120"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}