{"id":44079,"date":"2021-06-24T13:09:02","date_gmt":"2021-06-24T17:09:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44079"},"modified":"2021-06-24T13:09:02","modified_gmt":"2021-06-24T17:09:02","slug":"swimming-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/06\/24\/swimming-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Lapping Up &#8220;Swim A Lap Day&#8221; (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"https:\/\/happydays365.org\/swim-a-lap-day\/swim-a-lap-day-june-24\/\">&#8220;Swim A Lap Day!&#8221;<\/a> (June 24)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Swim A Lap Day?&#8221; I&#8217;ve heard that it&#8217;s here.<br \/>\nBut my swimming is dreadful, I fear.<br \/>\nMy strokes are too wild,<br \/>\nAnd I thrash like a child,<br \/>\nSo it&#8217;s best that I rest on the pier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy &#8220;Swim A Lap Day!&#8221; (June 24) &#8220;Swim A Lap Day?&#8221; I&#8217;ve heard that it&#8217;s here. But my swimming is dreadful, I fear. My strokes are too wild, And I thrash like a child, So it&#8217;s best that I rest on the pier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,1524,20,19],"tags":[2096,5012,5530,3001,572],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44079"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44079"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44080,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44079\/revisions\/44080"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}