{"id":44063,"date":"2021-06-22T14:35:06","date_gmt":"2021-06-22T18:35:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44063"},"modified":"2021-06-22T14:35:06","modified_gmt":"2021-06-22T18:35:06","slug":"awol-paper-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/06\/22\/awol-paper-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"AWOL Paper (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does anyone else miss paper menus and train schedules?  In New York City, at least, they&#8217;ve both disappeared &#8212; their elimination an apparent byproduct of the Covid pandemic.<\/p>\n<p>Paper train-schedule? Thing of the past.<br \/>\nPaper menu? It too didn&#8217;t last.<br \/>\nTheir replacement? Your phone,<br \/>\nWhere such data is shown.<br \/>\nYour cell phone ain&#8217;t &#8220;smart?&#8221; Best act fast!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does anyone else miss paper menus and train schedules? In New York City, at least, they&#8217;ve both disappeared &#8212; their elimination an apparent byproduct of the Covid pandemic. Paper train-schedule? Thing of the past. Paper menu? It too didn&#8217;t last. Their replacement? Your phone, Where such data is shown. Your cell phone ain&#8217;t &#8220;smart?&#8221; Best [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[112,15,41,42,869,3,119],"tags":[322,2109,5526,412,1941,254,4428,5523,2228,5525,5492,5493,1216,4903,532,5491,5524,5514,5515],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44063"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44063"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44063\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44066,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44063\/revisions\/44066"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}