{"id":4402,"date":"2011-02-02T20:54:42","date_gmt":"2011-02-03T00:54:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4402"},"modified":"2011-02-02T20:54:42","modified_gmt":"2011-02-03T00:54:42","slug":"tv-remote-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/02\/02\/tv-remote-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"My Chances Of Watching TV Are Remote"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week Big Tent Poetry provides a bunch of <a href=\"http:\/\/bigtentpoetry.org\/2011\/01\/monday-prompt-january-31\/\">word prompts<\/a>, urging us to use one or more in our poems. I used three of them in my haiku (remote, function, handle) and one in a limerick (remote.)<\/p>\n<p>First, my limerick:<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m tempted to hide the remote<br \/>\nFrom my spouse in a closet or coat,<br \/>\nCuz he flicks ev&#8217;ry station<br \/>\nIn rapid rotation.<br \/>\nMissing show after show gets my goat.<\/p>\n<p>   *****<br \/>\nAnd now my haiku:<\/p>\n<p>Dysfunctional spouse<br \/>\nWields remote ADD-style.<br \/>\nWife can&#8217;t handle it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week Big Tent Poetry provides a bunch of word prompts, urging us to use one or more in our poems. I used three of them in my haiku (remote, function, handle) and one in a limerick (remote.) First, my limerick: I&#8217;m tempted to hide the remote From my spouse in a closet or coat, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[81,11,49,50,13,99,25,42,2,43,1292,71],"tags":[1767,388,4909,382,589,1047,303,1766],"class_list":["post-4402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anxiety-stress","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-behavior-personality","category-entertainment-humor","category-family-humor","category-haiku","category-leisure-time-humor","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","category-media-humor","category-obsessions-humor","category-television-tv-humor","tag-add-haiku","tag-add-humor","tag-battle-of-the-sexes","tag-husband-wife-limerick","tag-marriage-verse","tag-television-limerick","tag-tv-humor","tag-tv-remote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4402"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4415,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4402\/revisions\/4415"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}