{"id":44015,"date":"2021-06-07T14:52:11","date_gmt":"2021-06-07T18:52:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44015"},"modified":"2021-06-07T14:52:11","modified_gmt":"2021-06-07T18:52:11","slug":"whatll-we-do-about-guttling-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/06\/07\/whatll-we-do-about-guttling-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"What’ll We Do About Guttling? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

I couldn’t resist using the new-to-me word “guttle”<\/a> in a limerick. (It means “to eat or drink greedily and noisily.”)<\/p>\n

Said a gal to her husband, “You guttle!”
\nShe entreated him, “Try to be subtle
\nWhen drinking and chewing.
\nIt’s rude what you’re doing!”
\n“Well at least I don’t fart!” — his rebuttal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I couldn’t resist using the new-to-me word “guttle” in a limerick. (It means “to eat or drink greedily and noisily.”) Said a gal to her husband, “You guttle!” She entreated him, “Try to be subtle When drinking and chewing. It’s rude what you’re doing!” “Well at least I don’t fart!” — his rebuttal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,41,53,42],"tags":[5380,5510,2784,4322,412,1941,4942,3921,749,2407,5511],"class_list":["post-44015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-food-drink-humor","category-language-humor","category-limericks","tag-drink-humor","tag-drink-limerick","tag-drinking-humor","tag-eating-humor","tag-food-humor","tag-food-limerick","tag-language-humor","tag-language-limerick","tag-rudeness","tag-rudeness-humor","tag-rudeness-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44015"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44015\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44019,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44015\/revisions\/44019"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}