{"id":43811,"date":"2021-04-01T15:16:35","date_gmt":"2021-04-01T19:16:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=43811"},"modified":"2021-04-14T17:04:53","modified_gmt":"2021-04-14T21:04:53","slug":"sourdough-bread-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/04\/01\/sourdough-bread-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Not Sweet On Sourdough Bread (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To those of you who enjoy it, Happy <a href=\"https:\/\/www.daysoftheyear.com\/days\/sourdough-bread-day\/\">Sourdough Bread Day!<\/a> (April 1)<\/p>\n<p>I am sour on sourdough bread;<br \/>\nIts taste tends to fill me with dread.<br \/>\nBut at dough-contents questions<br \/>\nTo stave off ingestions<br \/>\nOf sourdough, bakers see red.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t mean to condemn or attack.<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t help it; my taste buds are wack.<br \/>\nTo some dough, they say &#8220;No!&#8221;<br \/>\nSo I&#8217;m begging you: Throw<br \/>\nSomething sourdough-free in my sack.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To those of you who enjoy it, Happy Sourdough Bread Day! (April 1) I am sour on sourdough bread; Its taste tends to fill me with dread. But at dough-contents questions To stave off ingestions Of sourdough, bakers see red. I don&#8217;t mean to condemn or attack. I can&#8217;t help it; my taste buds are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[2090,5470,1289,3244,5469,4372,5042,5012,5468,5471,5043],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43811"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43811"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43848,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43811\/revisions\/43848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}