{"id":4373,"date":"2011-02-01T19:05:05","date_gmt":"2011-02-01T23:05:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4373"},"modified":"2011-02-06T15:18:01","modified_gmt":"2011-02-06T19:18:01","slug":"double-dactyls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/02\/01\/double-dactyls\/","title":{"rendered":"And Now For Something Different &#8212; Double Dactyls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my limerick-writing pals has challenged me to hold a Double-Dactyl-Off.  My initial response was &#8220;What the hell&#8217;s a double dactyl?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So I Googled it, read the rules, and attempted to write a couple of them myself.  I&#8217;ll try to summarize the rules here and will provide links to some good resources and samples. (Don&#8217;t worry if you find the rules confusing.  Once you read a couple of examples, they make more sense.)<\/p>\n<p>1) A double dactyl is a two stanza (eight line) humorous poem consisting mostly of dactyls.  What&#8217;s a dactyl? A dactyl has three syllables, one stressed followed by two unstressed (\/ _ _ ).<\/p>\n<p>2) Line 1 is a nonsense phrase consisting of two dactyls (like <em>Higgeldy Piggeldy<\/em> or <em>Dickery Dockery<\/em> or <em>Flippity Flappity<\/em>.)<\/p>\n<p>3) Line 2 is the name of a famous person (usually historic)  but must be a double dactyl (like <em>Emily Dickinson<\/em> or <em>Joseph DiMaggio<\/em> or <em>Hans Christian Andersen<\/em>.)<\/p>\n<p>4) Lines 4 and 8 must rhyme.<\/p>\n<p>5) Somewhere in the second stanza there&#8217;s is a double dactyl formed by a single word (like <em>megalomaniac<\/em> or <em>gubernatorial<\/em> or i<em>diosyncrasy<\/em>.)<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the form which I borrowed from <a href=\"http:\/\/missrumphiuseffect.blogspot.com\/2009\/10\/monday-poetry-stretch-double-dactyl.html\">Miss Rumphius<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>1 &#8211; double dactyl nonsense phrase (like Higgeldy Piggeldy)<br \/>\n2 &#8211; double dactyl of a person&#8217;s name<br \/>\n3 &#8211; double dactyl<br \/>\n4 &#8211; one dactyl plus a stressed syllable (\/ _ _ \/ )<\/p>\n<p>5 &#8211; double dactyl<br \/>\n6 &#8211; double dactyl<br \/>\n7 &#8211; double dactyl<br \/>\n8 &#8211; one dactyl plus a stressed syllable (\/ _ _ \/ )<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Double_dactyl\">Wikipedia<\/a> provides the rules and examples.)<\/p>\n<p>Here are my first two attempts.  (I invite you to post your own in my comments.)<\/p>\n<p>Higgledy Piggledy<br \/>\nLudwig van Beethoven<br \/>\nWrote the Eroica,<br \/>\nSadly went deaf.<\/p>\n<p>Incontrovertibly<br \/>\nGifted and masterful.<br \/>\nSome say he&#8217;s better than<br \/>\nBrahms.  Need a ref.<\/p>\n<p>   *****<\/p>\n<p>Rickety Rackety<br \/>\nDavid A. Paterson<br \/>\nGot to be gov cuz boss<br \/>\nSpitzer resigned.<\/p>\n<p>Patterson governed us<br \/>\nCounter-productively.<br \/>\nSure&#8217;s been a while since a<br \/>\nGovernor&#8217;s shined.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m looking forward to your double dactyls.  Have fun! And if you&#8217;re on Facebook, please post your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/159566057428526\">double dactyls here on Facebook<\/a> too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my limerick-writing pals has challenged me to hold a Double-Dactyl-Off. My initial response was &#8220;What the hell&#8217;s a double dactyl?&#8221; So I Googled it, read the rules, and attempted to write a couple of them myself. I&#8217;ll try to summarize the rules here and will provide links to some good resources and samples. 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