{"id":43686,"date":"2021-03-02T18:50:18","date_gmt":"2021-03-02T22:50:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=43686"},"modified":"2021-03-02T22:40:42","modified_gmt":"2021-03-03T02:40:42","slug":"covid-19-vaccine-adventures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/03\/02\/covid-19-vaccine-adventures\/","title":{"rendered":"Covid-19 Vaccine Adventures (2-Verse Limerick Plus Vaccine Scheduling Tips)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What follows is:<\/p>\n<p>1: A two-verse limerick about my adventures (and difficulties) in booking Covid-19 vaccine appointments in New York City for hubby Mark and me. (And yes, we both easily qualify by age.)<\/p>\n<p>2: A blow by blow description of how I finally managed to snag vaccine appointments in the doesn&#8217;t-deserve-to-be-called-a-system New York Covid-19 vaccine scheduling &#8220;system.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>(I hope that the information I provide below my 2-verse limerick proves helpful to those who are having similar vaccine-booking problems, both in and outside of New York.)<\/p>\n<p>Fin&#8217;lly got my first shot.  So did Mark,<br \/>\nAfter problems with booking them &#8212; stark!<br \/>\nNew York&#8217;s issue-packed system<br \/>\n(too many to list &#8217;em)<br \/>\nIs so bad, I have fantasies &#8212; dark.<\/p>\n<p>So how did I schedule our shots<br \/>\nIn a system so tied up in knots?<br \/>\n&#8220;Push notifications&#8221;<br \/>\nResolved our frustrations;<br \/>\nWe were saved by some fine Twitter bots.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re having problems booking Covid-19 vaccine appointments, here&#8217;s how I did it in New York City.  I hope it helps you too. (Even if you live in another state, some of my info just might be applicable to you.)<\/p>\n<p>1. After trying all the obvious methods for booking vaccine appointments, and failing abysmally,  I searched Google to find out if anybody had created a Covid-19 vaccine appointment locator bot in New York.  I used search phrases such as covid-19 vaccine New York bot and Covid-19 vaccine New York tracker bot. <\/p>\n<p>This led me to these two Twitter accounts: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/turbovax\">@turbovax<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nycshotslots\">@nycshotslots<\/a>.  (If you are having trouble getting a vaccination appointment outside of New York, try a similar search for your own state.  And if you&#8217;re lucky, a Good Samaritan in your city or state created a comparable public bot. For example, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nj_vaccine\">this bot was designed for New Jersey residents,<\/a> and this one was <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/vaccinetime\">set up for Massachusetts residents.<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>2. I went to Twitter, searched for both accounts, and clicked on &#8220;follow.&#8221; (I was already active on Twitter. However, if you&#8217;re not already a Twitter member, you&#8217;ll have to join it before benefiting from these or other Twitter bot accounts.)<\/p>\n<p>3. For the next couple of weeks, I checked those New York bot Twitter accounts three or four times an hour. And from time to time, I actually found some potential appointments. Unfortunately, however, each time I went to snag a pair of appointments, I was already too late.  This happened even when I started checking every five or ten minutes.<\/p>\n<p>4. Finally, in desperation, I researched how to get &#8220;push notifications&#8221; from individual Twitter accounts. (In general, I hate and avoid push notifications.  But this situation called for emergency measures!)<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, setting up Twitter push notifications on my laptop turned out to be very simple: All I had to do was return to the home pages of each of those two accounts I was already following (<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/turbovax\">@turbovax<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nycshotslots\">@nycshotslots<\/a>) and click on the icon immediately to the left of the word &#8220;following.&#8221; (The icon looks like a bell with a plus sign.) Clicking on it turns on push notifications for that specific Twitter feed, and you&#8217;ll know it&#8217;s properly set up because after clicking on it, it will turn as dark blue as your &#8220;following&#8221; indicator button. <\/p>\n<p>5. From then on, as long as I was near my laptop (and the sound was on) I&#8217;d hear a sound indicating that one of those two accounts had just tweeted.  Additionally a visible notice would flash, then disappear very quickly. <\/p>\n<p>6. As soon as I saw or heard one of those &#8220;push notifications&#8221; I headed to Twitter to read the latest bot tweets and see if it was for appointment locations\/dates that might work for us. And the second I saw one that might be good, I clicked on the site, filled out the forms, and was able to successfully book appointments for both Mark and myself. <\/p>\n<p>Even then, acting so swiftly, I ended up with appointments for us on consecutive days, and not the theoretically more desirable same day.  But that actually turned out to be a blessing in disguise, because parking was impossible at that location (Hillcrest High School, Jamaica Queens, NY.)  <\/p>\n<p>So Mark and I took turns on consecutive appointment days, remaining in the driver&#8217;s seat, illegally parked in front of someone&#8217;s driveway with the blinkers on, ready to move the car at a moment&#8217;s notice, for as long as it took for the non-car-baby-sitter to get his\/her shot.<\/p>\n<p>Mark and I are both very relieved to have gotten our first shots and to have dates scheduled for our second shots. And I hope you too either have gotten (or will soon get) your Covid vaccine shots.  <\/p>\n<p>I also hope that you found this info helpful or, at least, enjoyed my limerick.<\/p>\n<p>*****<br \/>\nFYI, here&#8217;s a non-Twitter <a href=\"https:\/\/gregbillig.com\/vaccine.html\">New York State-wide bot<\/a> that I haven&#8217;t tried, because I discovered it after booking our appointments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What follows is: 1: A two-verse limerick about my adventures (and difficulties) in booking Covid-19 vaccine appointments in New York City for hubby Mark and me. (And yes, we both easily qualify by age.) 2: A blow by blow description of how I finally managed to snag vaccine appointments in the doesn&#8217;t-deserve-to-be-called-a-system New York Covid-19 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23,122,42,73,262,1831,3,237],"tags":[5460,5364,5456,5455,5457,5365,337,1691,200,149,258,248,504,137,532,1176,5459,5458],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43686"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43686"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43686\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43698,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43686\/revisions\/43698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}