{"id":43399,"date":"2020-11-23T14:17:32","date_gmt":"2020-11-23T18:17:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=43399"},"modified":"2020-11-23T15:15:31","modified_gmt":"2020-11-23T19:15:31","slug":"to-two-too-much-homonyms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2020\/11\/23\/to-two-too-much-homonyms\/","title":{"rendered":"To-Two-Too Much (Limerick) by Madeleine Begun Kane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Two&#8221; is larger than one; less than three.<br \/>\n&#8220;Too&#8221; replaces your &#8220;also&#8221; with glee.<br \/>\n&#8220;Too&#8221; means &#8220;overly&#8221; too.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s too much? I&#8217;m not through!<br \/>\nGo to &#8220;to&#8221; to be done &#8230; and you&#8217;re free.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Two&#8221; is larger than one; less than three. &#8220;Too&#8221; replaces your &#8220;also&#8221; with glee. &#8220;Too&#8221; means &#8220;overly&#8221; too. It&#8217;s too much? I&#8217;m not through! Go to &#8220;to&#8221; to be done &#8230; and you&#8217;re free.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5420,53,42,52],"tags":[5422,511,5423,5421,5337,4942,4941],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43399"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43399"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":43401,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43399\/revisions\/43401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}