{"id":4326,"date":"2011-01-25T16:56:12","date_gmt":"2011-01-25T20:56:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4326"},"modified":"2011-01-25T16:56:12","modified_gmt":"2011-01-25T20:56:12","slug":"legal-fees-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/01\/25\/legal-fees-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Billable Pep Talk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s poetry prompt courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/WritersBlockDaily\/187468241281599?v=info\">Writers Block Daily<\/a> is &#8220;chances are.&#8221; It inspired me to write this law-related limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Billable Pep Talk<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The chances are good that you&#8217;ll win,&#8221;<br \/>\nSaid the lawyer, betraying a grin.<br \/>\n&#8220;But you know either way<br \/>\nYou will still have to pay<br \/>\nMe the fee that is set forth herein.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s poetry prompt courtesy of Writers Block Daily is &#8220;chances are.&#8221; It inspired me to write this law-related limerick: Billable Pep Talk By Madeleine Begun Kane &#8220;The chances are good that you&#8217;ll win,&#8221; Said the lawyer, betraying a grin. &#8220;But you know either way You will still have to pay Me the fee that is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,8,103],"tags":[1355,1537,668,996,188],"class_list":["post-4326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-legal-humor","category-money-humor","category-poetry-prompts","tag-lawyer-limerick","tag-legal-lawyer-humor","tag-legal-jargon","tag-litigation-humor","tag-money-verse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4326"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4330,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4326\/revisions\/4330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}