{"id":42715,"date":"2020-03-11T11:59:25","date_gmt":"2020-03-11T15:59:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=42715"},"modified":"2020-03-11T11:59:25","modified_gmt":"2020-03-11T15:59:25","slug":"social-distancing-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2020\/03\/11\/social-distancing-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"An Upside To Social Distancing (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/qz.com\/1811262\/coronavirus-is-changing-how-the-world-says-hello\/\">Headline:<\/a> &#8220;Coronavirus is changing the way the world says &#8216;hello'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Social distancing sounds fine to me!<br \/>\nNo more hand-shaking, hugging? Whoopee!<br \/>\nFewer kisses to duck?<br \/>\nWell that surely won&#8217;t suck!<br \/>\n(They are hard to fend off when you&#8217;re wee.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headline: &#8220;Coronavirus is changing the way the world says &#8216;hello&#8217;&#8221; Social distancing sounds fine to me! No more hand-shaking, hugging? Whoopee! Fewer kisses to duck? Well that surely won&#8217;t suck! (They are hard to fend off when you&#8217;re wee.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,23,122,42],"tags":[4681,5364,5365,5370,5368,1691,200,4680,4782,5366,5367,5369,5363],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42715"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42715"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42716,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42715\/revisions\/42716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}