{"id":4250,"date":"2011-02-05T03:47:04","date_gmt":"2011-02-05T07:47:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4250"},"modified":"2011-03-31T02:24:03","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T06:24:03","slug":"super-bowl-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/02\/05\/super-bowl-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Souped Up By The Super Bowl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you read my limerick about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/01\/08\/nfl-playoffs-humor\/\">NFL playoffs<\/a>, you probably assume I won&#8217;t be watching tomorrow&#8217;s Super Bowl game in snow-challenged Dallas. And you&#8217;d be right:<\/p>\n<p>Not Souped Up By The Super Bowl (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>There are those who find football a gas.<br \/>\nBut when football&#8217;s on, I take a pass.<br \/>\nI treat baseball the same.<br \/>\nJust don&#8217;t like any game<br \/>\nThat has balls.  I would rather mow grass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you read my limerick about the NFL playoffs, you probably assume I won&#8217;t be watching tomorrow&#8217;s Super Bowl game in snow-challenged Dallas. And you&#8217;d be right: Not Souped Up By The Super Bowl (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane There are those who find football a gas. But when football&#8217;s on, I take a pass. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[50,60,25,42,30,19,71],"tags":[1777,1776,1770,2091,1369,1769,1041,1768,4917,1042],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4250"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4250"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5821,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4250\/revisions\/5821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}