{"id":4239,"date":"2011-01-20T18:06:25","date_gmt":"2011-01-20T22:06:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4239"},"modified":"2011-01-21T01:14:02","modified_gmt":"2011-01-21T05:14:02","slug":"fruit-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/01\/20\/fruit-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Fruity Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lately, I&#8217;ve been having lots of fun with Big Tent&#8217;s poetry prompts.  Its latest prompt asks us to write a <a href=\"http:\/\/bigtentpoetry.org\/2011\/01\/monday-prompt-january-17\/\">poem about fruit<\/a> or to pen some other food-related poetry.  My Fruity Limerick is only partially true &#8230; and I leave it to you to guess which part.<\/p>\n<p>Fruity Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s exceedingly little dispute<br \/>\nThat it&#8217;s healthy to eat lots of fruit.<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t eat much.  My reason?<br \/>\nThe very short season<br \/>\nOf fruits I enjoy in a flute.<\/p>\n<p>(I have lots more <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/food_and_drink.html\">food humor here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lately, I&#8217;ve been having lots of fun with Big Tent&#8217;s poetry prompts. Its latest prompt asks us to write a poem about fruit or to pen some other food-related poetry. My Fruity Limerick is only partially true &#8230; and I leave it to you to guess which part. Fruity Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane There&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,23,122,42,103],"tags":[328,1732,149],"class_list":["post-4239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-limericks","category-poetry-prompts","tag-food-verse","tag-fruit-limerick","tag-health-limericks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4239"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4274,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4239\/revisions\/4274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}