{"id":42192,"date":"2019-09-05T15:23:41","date_gmt":"2019-09-05T19:23:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=42192"},"modified":"2019-09-05T15:23:41","modified_gmt":"2019-09-05T19:23:41","slug":"style-invitational-hm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2019\/09\/05\/style-invitational-hm\/","title":{"rendered":"A Tempting Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m pleased to have gotten an Honorable Mention in the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/entertainment\/style-invitational-week-1348-same-difference\/2019\/09\/05\/7c17f6a4-cdd6-11e9-87fa-8501a456c003_story.html?fbclid=IwAR176juN6Dn_gWPwrvTLt7XFV7nxjY2FzVTwznwmrmbDJI24cyKFxPYVuAo\">Washington Post Style Invitational&#8217;s 16th annual Limerixicon limerick contest:<\/a> Here&#8217;s my HM-earning limerick: <\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re tempted to kiss or embrace<br \/>\nA stranger whose beauty and grace<br \/>\nMake her hard to resist,<br \/>\nDon\u2019t do it! Her fist<br \/>\nJust might land in a delicate place.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m pleased to have gotten an Honorable Mention in the Washington Post Style Invitational&#8217;s 16th annual Limerixicon limerick contest: Here&#8217;s my HM-earning limerick: If you\u2019re tempted to kiss or embrace A stranger whose beauty and grace Make her hard to resist, Don\u2019t do it! Her fist Just might land in a delicate place.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,2413,62,3270,1192,65,42],"tags":[4680,5336,4934,1455,1958,3585,1454,3902],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42192"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42192"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42192\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42196,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42192\/revisions\/42196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}