{"id":4212,"date":"2011-01-16T18:54:38","date_gmt":"2011-01-16T22:54:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4212"},"modified":"2011-01-16T18:55:17","modified_gmt":"2011-01-16T22:55:17","slug":"virgo-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/01\/16\/virgo-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry, But I&#8217;m Still A Virgo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By now, you&#8217;ve probably heard the horoscope brouhaha over <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/41062376\/ns\/technology_and_science-science\/\">constellation movements and purported astrological sign shifts<\/a>.  Well, I don&#8217;t care what anybody <a href=\"http:\/\/cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com\/_news\/2011\/01\/14\/5841192-scientific-shifts-go-beyond-the-zodiac\">claims about zodiac changes<\/a>. I&#8217;m still a Virgo:<\/p>\n<p>Still A Virgo (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>The sign Virgo is mine through and through,<br \/>\nAnd there&#8217;s nothing at all you can do<br \/>\nTo convince me it&#8217;s changed.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll respond,&#8221;You&#8217;re deranged,&#8221;<br \/>\nQuite precisely and neatly on cue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By now, you&#8217;ve probably heard the horoscope brouhaha over constellation movements and purported astrological sign shifts. Well, I don&#8217;t care what anybody claims about zodiac changes. I&#8217;m still a Virgo: Still A Virgo (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane The sign Virgo is mine through and through, And there&#8217;s nothing at all you can do To [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,940,44],"tags":[1720,1721,1724,1723,1722],"class_list":["post-4212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-birthday-verse","category-science-humor","tag-astrology-humor","tag-astronomy","tag-science-limerick","tag-virgo-humor","tag-zodiac"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4212"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4230,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4212\/revisions\/4230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}