{"id":41805,"date":"2019-06-08T13:25:40","date_gmt":"2019-06-08T17:25:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=41805"},"modified":"2019-06-08T13:25:40","modified_gmt":"2019-06-08T17:25:40","slug":"world-gin-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2019\/06\/08\/world-gin-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To World Gin Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"https:\/\/worldginday.com\/\">World Gin Day<\/a>! (2nd Saturday in June)<\/p>\n<p>A salty old boor who likes gin<br \/>\nClaims an ill-made martini&#8217;s a sin.<br \/>\nHow he&#8217;ll grumble and snipe,<br \/>\nAs he gins up each gripe!<br \/>\nThose poor bartenders never can win.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy World Gin Day! (2nd Saturday in June) A salty old boor who likes gin Claims an ill-made martini&#8217;s a sin. How he&#8217;ll grumble and snipe, As he gins up each gripe! Those poor bartenders never can win.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[4256,600,5288,2096,5012,4523],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41805"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41805"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41805\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41809,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41805\/revisions\/41809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}