{"id":41739,"date":"2019-05-18T14:06:40","date_gmt":"2019-05-18T18:06:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=41739"},"modified":"2019-05-18T14:37:47","modified_gmt":"2019-05-18T18:37:47","slug":"plant-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2019\/05\/18\/plant-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Thumbs Down On Plants? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A fellow was planning to plant<br \/>\nSome fruit, but his wife said, &#8220;You can&#8217;t.<br \/>\nI hate to sound mean,<br \/>\nBut your thumbs aren&#8217;t green;<br \/>\nSeems your nurturing talents are scant.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>May 18 is <a href=\"https:\/\/plantday18may.org\/\">Fascination of Plants Day<\/a> and May 19 is <a href=\"https:\/\/thegardeningcook.com\/plant-something-day\/\">Plant Something Day.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A fellow was planning to plant Some fruit, but his wife said, &#8220;You can&#8217;t. I hate to sound mean, But your thumbs aren&#8217;t green; Seems your nurturing talents are scant.&#8221; May 18 is Fascination of Plants Day and May 19 is Plant Something Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[85,1524],"tags":[5278,702,2097,5012,5277,5280,704,273],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41739"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41739"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41739\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41744,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41739\/revisions\/41744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}