{"id":41692,"date":"2019-05-11T17:43:25","date_gmt":"2019-05-11T21:43:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=41692"},"modified":"2019-05-11T17:43:25","modified_gmt":"2019-05-11T21:43:25","slug":"pilot-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2019\/05\/11\/pilot-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Piloting Careers (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pilots know their career&#8217;s on the wane<br \/>\nWhen bosses respond with disdain<br \/>\nTo suggestions they make,<br \/>\nAnd tell them to take<br \/>\nA long trip on a very slow train.<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/www.eventguide.com\/d\/104644.htm\">National Train Day<\/a> falls on the second Saturday of May.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pilots know their career&#8217;s on the wane When bosses respond with disdain To suggestions they make, And tell them to take A long trip on a very slow train. (National Train Day falls on the second Saturday of May.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,1524,3702,6],"tags":[4293,722,2097,5012,1703,5255,5257,364,5254,5256,3707,1468],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41692"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41692"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41694,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41692\/revisions\/41694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}