{"id":41687,"date":"2019-08-13T17:00:12","date_gmt":"2019-08-13T21:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=41687"},"modified":"2019-08-13T17:00:12","modified_gmt":"2019-08-13T21:00:12","slug":"eyeglasses-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2019\/08\/13\/eyeglasses-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Eyeglasses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was reading some mind-numbing prose,<br \/>\nWhich apparently caused me to doze.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve awakened &#8212; can&#8217;t see!<br \/>\nDid my eyeglasses flee,<br \/>\nSomehow slipping from nose-tip to toes? <\/p>\n<p>Happy <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eventguide.com\/d\/102756.htm\">Eyeglasses Day<\/a>!  (August 13)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was reading some mind-numbing prose, Which apparently caused me to doze. I&#8217;ve awakened &#8212; can&#8217;t see! Did my eyeglasses flee, Somehow slipping from nose-tip to toes? Happy Eyeglasses Day! (August 13)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,1524,5303],"tags":[3177,5320,5321,3544,3821,5305,3176,5322,5012,1515,3044,3172,5306],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41687"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41687"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41687\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42113,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41687\/revisions\/42113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}