{"id":4164,"date":"2011-01-09T23:43:55","date_gmt":"2011-01-10T03:43:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4164"},"modified":"2011-01-09T23:48:40","modified_gmt":"2011-01-10T03:48:40","slug":"cheating-spouse-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/01\/09\/cheating-spouse-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A Limerick Affair"},"content":{"rendered":"

Once again, it\u2019s Limerick-Off time. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on Facebook<\/a> too.<\/p>\n

So I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: <\/p>\n

“I’m sorry I had an affair” …<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Here’s mine:<\/p>\n

A Limerick Affair
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

“I’m sorry I had an affair,”
\nSaid a man to his wife in despair.
\n“Please forgive me — I’m bad.”
\nShe said, “Never, you cad.”
\n“I warned you before — I don’t share.”<\/p>\n

Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity in my Facebook Limerick-Off<\/a> post.<\/p>\n

To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please send me an email requesting the alerts. You\u2019ll find my email address on the upper right sidebar, in the “Author” section just below my Limerick-Offs button. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Once again, it\u2019s Limerick-Off time. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. So I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: “I’m sorry I had […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,49,13,104,352,42,2,103,16],"tags":[1711,4909,1710,383,530,4973,203],"class_list":["post-4164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-behavior-personality","category-family-humor","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limerick-offs","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","category-poetry-prompts","category-relationship-humor","tag-affair-limerick","tag-battle-of-the-sexes","tag-cheating-spouse","tag-marriage-limerick","tag-married-couple-humor","tag-poetry-prompts","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4164"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4179,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4164\/revisions\/4179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4164"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4164"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}