{"id":41636,"date":"2019-04-20T18:50:53","date_gmt":"2019-04-20T22:50:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=41636"},"modified":"2019-04-20T18:50:53","modified_gmt":"2019-04-20T22:50:53","slug":"anniversary-limerick-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2019\/04\/20\/anniversary-limerick-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Meeting Anniversary Limerick (Two-Verse)"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s been forty-two years since I met
\nMy dear spouse. (No, we weren’t wed yet.)
\nMy then husband-to-be
\nSwiftly said: “Marry ME!”
\nI agreed (making friends lose a bet.)<\/p>\n

For my failure to date or to mingle
\nMade people assume I’d stay single.
\nI’d at best be a “beard,”
\nAnd to most I appeared
\nNo more likely to wed … than be NINGAL*.<\/p>\n

*NINGAL:<\/a> “Sumerian goddess, whose name means Great Lady, the wife of the moon god…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s been forty-two years since I met My dear spouse. (No, we weren’t wed yet.) My then husband-to-be Swiftly said: “Marry ME!” I agreed (making friends lose a bet.) For my failure to date or to mingle Made people assume I’d stay single. I’d at best be a “beard,” And to most I appeared No […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,2,155],"tags":[3526,4902,5244],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41636"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41636"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41640,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41636\/revisions\/41640"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}