{"id":4141,"date":"2011-01-08T05:42:18","date_gmt":"2011-01-08T09:42:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4141"},"modified":"2011-01-08T05:42:18","modified_gmt":"2011-01-08T09:42:18","slug":"nfl-playoffs-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/01\/08\/nfl-playoffs-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Ugh!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My pal Pat McGuire&#8217;s latest Unfinished Limerick Contest involves football, the <a href=\"http:\/\/mcguirehimself.com\/?p=3285\">NFL playoffs<\/a>, and a disgusting-sounding drink called <em>glug<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Since I hate football and would much rather drink tequila than  glug, I wrote my own limerick, instead of finishing Pat&#8217;s:<\/p>\n<p>Ugh!<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>You can&#8217;t tempt me with something called glug<br \/>\nIn a glass or a cup or a mug.<br \/>\nPlus I hate watching sports<br \/>\nPlayed on fields or on courts.<br \/>\nSo the playoffs?  Won&#8217;t cheer &#8212; I&#8217;ll just shrug.<\/p>\n<p>(I won&#8217;t be watching The New Orleans Saints play the Seattle Seahawks; or The New York Jets play the Indianapolis Colts; or The Baltimore Ravens play the Chiefs; or The Green Bay Packers play the Philadelphia Eagles. But if you&#8217;re a football fan, I hope you enjoy yourselves &#8230; and that you don&#8217;t lose any big bets.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My pal Pat McGuire&#8217;s latest Unfinished Limerick Contest involves football, the NFL playoffs, and a disgusting-sounding drink called glug. Since I hate football and would much rather drink tequila than glug, I wrote my own limerick, instead of finishing Pat&#8217;s: Ugh! By Madeleine Begun Kane You can&#8217;t tempt me with something called glug In a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,60,25,42,19],"tags":[1374,1369,1041,1618,1709,4917,1509],"class_list":["post-4141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-games-humor","category-leisure-time-humor","category-limericks","category-sports-humor","tag-drinking-limerick","tag-football-humor","tag-nfl","tag-patrick-mcguire","tag-playoffs","tag-sports-humor","tag-tequila"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4141"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4162,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4141\/revisions\/4162"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}