{"id":4133,"date":"2011-01-05T20:55:59","date_gmt":"2011-01-06T00:55:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4133"},"modified":"2011-01-07T03:45:17","modified_gmt":"2011-01-07T07:45:17","slug":"foot-pain-verse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/01\/05\/foot-pain-verse\/","title":{"rendered":"Feet Trouble Afoot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Big Tent Poetry prompts us to write <a href=\"http:\/\/bigtentpoetry.org\/2011\/01\/come-one-come-all-january-7\/\">poems about feet<\/a> this week.  My pal Amanda&#8217;s already <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogginwithamanda.com\/2011\/01\/05\/big-tent-poetry-2\/\">composed one.<\/a>  So, why not a limerick?<\/p>\n<p>Feet Trouble Afoot<br \/>\nBy Madeleine  Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t always rely on my feet.<br \/>\nWhen I dance, they say &#8220;Please take a seat!&#8221;<br \/>\nThough I stretch &#8217;em and bend &#8217;em,<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t seem to mend &#8217;em.<br \/>\nOf foot, I confess, I&#8217;m not fleet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Big Tent Poetry prompts us to write poems about feet this week. My pal Amanda&#8217;s already composed one. So, why not a limerick? Feet Trouble Afoot By Madeleine Begun Kane I can&#8217;t always rely on my feet. When I dance, they say &#8220;Please take a seat!&#8221; Though I stretch &#8217;em and bend &#8217;em, I can&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[839,23,122,42,103],"tags":[840,4998,938,1708,638,4973,203],"class_list":["post-4133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dance-humor","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-limericks","category-poetry-prompts","tag-ballroom-dance","tag-exercise-humor","tag-feet-humor","tag-foot-limerick","tag-health-poetry","tag-poetry-prompts","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4133"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4140,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4133\/revisions\/4140"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}