{"id":41199,"date":"2018-12-31T01:54:14","date_gmt":"2018-12-31T05:54:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=41199"},"modified":"2018-12-31T01:54:14","modified_gmt":"2018-12-31T05:54:14","slug":"new-years-limericks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2018\/12\/31\/new-years-limericks\/","title":{"rendered":"New Year&#8217;s Eve Limerick Trio"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-41199-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/New-Years.m4a?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/New-Years.m4a\">http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/New-Years.m4a<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>New Year\u2019s Toast:<\/p>\n<p>The new year is coming up fast,<br \/>\nAs I think of the world\u2019s recent past.<br \/>\nIt feels like the brink,<br \/>\nSo to hope I shall drink:<br \/>\nNext year\u2019s GOT to be better than last.<\/p>\n<p>*****<br \/>\nResolution Disclaimer:<\/p>\n<p>Resolutions ain\u2019t sticky, I fear,<br \/>\nBe it sugar, tobacco or beer.<br \/>\nIf you\u2019ve broken that pledge,<br \/>\nPlease don\u2019t be on edge.<br \/>\nNo worries! There\u2019s always NEXT year.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Drunken Limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Can I write silly verse after drinking?<br \/>\nLet\u2019s see. Wait a second \u2014 I\u2019m thinking.<br \/>\nCan\u2019t come up with a verse<br \/>\nOr a rhyme. Even worse,<br \/>\nI suspect that this limerick\u2019s stinking.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New Year\u2019s Toast: The new year is coming up fast, As I think of the world\u2019s recent past. It feels like the brink, So to hope I shall drink: Next year\u2019s GOT to be better than last. ***** Resolution Disclaimer: Resolutions ain\u2019t sticky, I fear, Be it sugar, tobacco or beer. If you\u2019ve broken that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[77,41,33,42,69],"tags":[1375,4957,919,2092,600,1374,3966,923,3371,1684,924,4654,922,1619,921,695],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41199"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41199"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41202,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41199\/revisions\/41202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}