Mark: Alexa says it isn’t going to rain. <\/p>\n
Madeleine: Alexa needs to get out more. <\/p>\n
*****<\/p>\n
Mark: I’m going to reformat and re-post “Life With Mark and Madeleine” of yours from last year.” Is that ok?<\/p>\n
Madeleine: Be careful about wearing out your welcome.<\/p>\n
Mark: But it was very popular! I’m gonna do it.<\/p>\n
Madeleine: Whatever…<\/p>\n
Mark: Thanks for your permission.<\/p>\n
Madeleine: It wasn’t permission. It was a sigh of helplessness and hopelessness.<\/p>\n
*****<\/p>\n
Life With Mark and Madeleine:<\/p>\n
Madeleine: We have to throw out your Romaine lettuce.<\/p>\n
Mark: Why?<\/p>\n
Madeleine: There’s another E. coli scare.<\/p>\n
Mark: Damn! I just had Romaine in my Greek salad.<\/p>\n
Madeleine: How’s your stomach.<\/p>\n
Mark: Fine … until now.<\/p>\n
*****<\/p>\n
Mark: Did you know you can ask Alexa to tell you a story?<\/p>\n
Madeleine: I hear enough stories from you.<\/p>\n
*****<\/p>\n
Madeleine: Are we in the middle of a “Masters Of Sex” episode?<\/p>\n
Mark: No, we finished it.<\/p>\n
Madeleine: What’s the last thing you remember?<\/p>\n
Mark: Finishing it.<\/p>\n
*****<\/p>\n
Madeleine: “Alexa, bake one potato.”<\/p>\n
Alexa: “Hmmm, I don’t know that.”<\/p>\n
Madeleine: That’s because you aren’t a microwave.<\/p>\n
Mark: Don’t be mean to Alexa!<\/p>\n
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