{"id":41065,"date":"2018-11-01T20:03:21","date_gmt":"2018-11-02T00:03:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=41065"},"modified":"2018-11-01T20:03:21","modified_gmt":"2018-11-02T00:03:21","slug":"stout-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2018\/11\/01\/stout-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Stout Day (1st Thursday of November)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While I don&#8217;t drink stout (or any sort of beer, ale, lager, etc.) I couldn&#8217;t resist celebrating &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/stoutday.com\/\">International Stout Day&#8221;<\/a> with a  limerick:<\/p>\n<p>A patient whose ailment was gout,<br \/>\nWas informed that he drank too much stout.<br \/>\nThe fellow turned pale,<br \/>\nAs he yelled &#8220;I need ale!<br \/>\n&#8220;Downing beer is what living&#8217;s about.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While I don&#8217;t drink stout (or any sort of beer, ale, lager, etc.) I couldn&#8217;t resist celebrating &#8220;International Stout Day&#8221; with a limerick: A patient whose ailment was gout, Was informed that he drank too much stout. The fellow turned pale, As he yelled &#8220;I need ale! &#8220;Downing beer is what living&#8217;s about.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[3867,3820,600,2784,1374,5206,5205,2093,5012,5204],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41065"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41065"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41065\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41068,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41065\/revisions\/41068"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}