{"id":40898,"date":"2018-09-22T12:00:30","date_gmt":"2018-09-22T16:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=40898"},"modified":"2018-09-22T12:00:30","modified_gmt":"2018-09-22T16:00:30","slug":"world-rhino-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2018\/09\/22\/world-rhino-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Yet Another World Rhino Day Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"

There once was a newlywed rhino
\nWho discovered her mate was a wino.
\n“We’re endangered,” she’d curse.
\n“Your damn wine makes it worse!”
\n“White wine’s fine,” he replied. “I’m albino.”<\/p>\n

(My first rhino limerick is here.<\/a> It’s included in the International Poetry Anthology For Rhino in a Shrinking World.<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Happy World Rhino Day!<\/a> (September 22)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There once was a newlywed rhino Who discovered her mate was a wino. “We’re endangered,” she’d curse. “Your damn wine makes it worse!” “White wine’s fine,” he replied. “I’m albino.” (My first rhino limerick is here. It’s included in the International Poetry Anthology For Rhino in a Shrinking World.) Happy World Rhino Day! (September 22)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,176,42,1524,3205],"tags":[2797,775,2097,5012,3202,3203,3204,4785,2095,3201],"class_list":["post-40898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-humor","category-books","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","category-poetry-books","tag-animal-pet-humor","tag-animal-verse","tag-may-holidays","tag-odd-holidays","tag-poetry-anthologies","tag-rhino-in-a-shrinking-world","tag-rhinoceros-limerick","tag-save-the-rhino-day","tag-september-holidays","tag-world-rhino-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40898"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40898\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40902,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40898\/revisions\/40902"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}