{"id":4054,"date":"2011-01-03T15:56:13","date_gmt":"2011-01-03T19:56:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4054"},"modified":"2011-01-03T16:01:32","modified_gmt":"2011-01-03T20:01:32","slug":"cat-owner-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/01\/03\/cat-owner-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Kitty Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, it\u2019s Limerick-Off time. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/182788361739737\">Facebook<\/a> too.<\/p>\n<p>But before I get to this week&#8217;s Limerick-Off, I want to point you to my thank you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/01\/01\/thank-you-poem-2\/\">Limerick Ode To My Limerick-Off Friends<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And now I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A cat-owner made a mistake&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#8217;s mine.  (It was inspired by a post-Christmas personal anecdote told by my pal <a href=\"http:\/\/nickersandinkblog.blogspot.com\">Linda Ann Nickerson,<\/a> who&#8217;s both a writer and an animal enthusiast.)<\/p>\n<p>Kitty Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A cat-owner made a mistake,<br \/>\nWhile packing up stuff half-awake.<br \/>\nShe bundled her cat<br \/>\nIn her closet.  The rat!<br \/>\nCat in closet can cause quite a quake.<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity in my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/182788361739737\">Facebook Limerick-Off post<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please send me an email requesting the alerts. You\u2019ll find my email address on the upper right sidebar, right above my photo. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, it\u2019s Limerick-Off time. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. But before I get to this week&#8217;s Limerick-Off, I want to point you to my thank you Limerick [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,57,104,352,42,103],"tags":[1686,969,1685,4973,203],"class_list":["post-4054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-humor","category-chores-humor","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limerick-offs","category-limericks","category-poetry-prompts","tag-animal-poetry","tag-cat-humor","tag-pet-limerick","tag-poetry-prompts","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4054","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4054"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4054\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4097,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4054\/revisions\/4097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}