{"id":40332,"date":"2018-04-25T17:09:40","date_gmt":"2018-04-25T21:09:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=40332"},"modified":"2018-04-25T17:09:40","modified_gmt":"2018-04-25T21:09:40","slug":"penguin-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2018\/04\/25\/penguin-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy World Penguin Day (April 25) (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A zoo worker fouled her own nest<br \/>\nBy planting false rumors with zest;<br \/>\nThat some birds were at large<br \/>\nCuz the fellow in charge<br \/>\nTold the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.greenpeace.org\/archive-international\/en\/getinvolved\/Celebrate-World-Penguin-Day-by-protecting-their-homes\/\">penguins<\/a>: &#8220;You&#8217;re free. Go fly west.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A zoo worker fouled her own nest By planting false rumors with zest; That some birds were at large Cuz the fellow in charge Told the penguins: &#8220;You&#8217;re free. Go fly west.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,42,1524],"tags":[5113,2903,2090,5012,5156,5157],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40332"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40332"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40332\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40334,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40332\/revisions\/40334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}